I'm about to slay a level8 elf king.

我快砍死這個8級的精靈王了

It is exhausting playing a slutty elf.

扮演放蕩精靈快要累死我了

A king does not take orders from a winged elf.

國王不會聽從 一個長著翅膀的怪物的命令

It's just a question of which elf costume I wear.

問題是我不知道該穿哪套精靈裝扮

You won't become a winged elf whether you're in here or out in the world.

你是不會變成一只精靈的 不管是在這里 還是在監獄外 都一樣

He has this elf hat I bought him that he just loves.

我給他買了頂精靈帽 他特別喜歡

Plus, I've never seen an elf audition before.

而且 我從來沒見過精靈參加試演的

And it's all out there for everyone to see, all these little monkey elfs, all these kids.

到處都是 隨處可見 從網蟲到小破孩兒都會知道

I'm sure it's lovely in there with all the elf socials and unicorn parties.

那里肯定很美 有精靈連環 獨角獸派對什么的

The fancy cannot cheat so well as she is famed to do, deceiving elf.

別了 幻想不能永繼 故伎不能永施