I'm relieving you of your post, you tart.

我讓你可以走人了 你個蠢貨

You know more about curd tarts than I do.

對于奶撻 你比我懂得多

All tarted up to impress the swells.

打扮那么俊是要吸引美女啊

You got these beautiful, very rusticlooking tarts.

這些樸實漂亮的撻就做好了

She wouldn't let me eat all these wonderful tarts.

她不肯讓我吃這些美味的撻

I'll name that tart in 20 keystrokes.

我要給那種餡餅起個20個字母內的名字

Now, this is where the similarity is with custard tarts.

這就是和蛋撻相似的地方了

I should be really furious that you think I am a tart.

你認為我是個* 我真的應該發(fā)怒才對

I hear you ordered a tart this evening.

我聽說您今晚點了一個*[餡餅]

Give me my tarts or suffer your fate.

把我的餡餅給我 否則你就倒霉了