Okay, you are insane, and that's insane.

好吧 你瘋了 太離譜了

My client is not insane, was not insane.

我的當事人現在不瘋 當時也不瘋

But once they're done, trying to convince an insane person not to do insane things is in itself insane.

一旦事已釀成 還執迷不悟的阻止你 那就是我有問題了

That is the most insane idea in our history of insane ideas.

這簡直是我們所有瘋狂點子里 最瘋狂的一個了

And not insane sex. Insanely good sex.

而且不是瘋狂* 是瘋狂又享受地*

I know this sounds insane, but this is an insane world.

我知道這聽起來很瘋狂 但這就是個瘋狂的世界

This is my dream, and secondguessing my dream would be insane and I am not insane.

這是我的夢想 質疑我的夢想 聽起來像瘋了一樣 而我并沒瘋

With my insane, lovely, beautiful, incredible, insane wife.

我瘋狂 可愛 美麗 無敵的 瘋狂妻子

So that's what all this insanity is about.

原來這些瘋狂舉動都是為了她

Only insane people think everyone else is insane.

只有瘋子才會認為其他人也是瘋子