To be clear, I did have sex with the customs guy, but not in customs.

我解釋一下 我的確是有跟海關(guān)人員* 但不是在海關(guān)里搞

A customer is a customer, but he ain't one of us.

顧客就是顧客 他不是我們的人

And, remember, a happy customer is a returning customer.

還有記住 把客人招待好了才會(huì)有回頭客

So, you, as you're not a customer you're not supposed to come through the customers' door.

所以 既然你不是顧客 你就不該從顧客入口進(jìn)來(lái)

It is not... it is not in our custom.

這不是... 這不是我們的傳統(tǒng)

I would, but I'm not here as a customer.

會(huì)的 但我不是以顧客的身份來(lái)的

And where I did that with several thousand customers, he was doing it with 30 or 40 million customers.

我為數(shù)千位用戶服務(wù) 而他卻在為三四千萬(wàn)位用戶服務(wù)

Half of 'em are paying customers, even, and the customers are the good ones.

甚至有一半是花錢進(jìn)來(lái)的顧客 那些顧客都很厲害

First rule of customer service: a satisfied customer tells two people.

客戶服務(wù)第一準(zhǔn)則 一位顧客滿意 會(huì)告訴兩個(gè)人

If you're adding customers like crazy, you lose money on customers in the first few months.

如果客戶人數(shù)瘋狂增加 在起初幾個(gè)月 你會(huì)在客戶身上虧錢