You're a mess, and, as we both know, untidiness is your undoing.

你一團糟 我們都知道 凌亂是你的毀滅

If it wasn't for them, we'd have nothing to put things in and the world would be a much more untidier.

要不然的話我們可找不到存放東西的地方 那么我們的世界就不會如此整潔

'cause otherwise your girlfriend meets an untimely, not to mention untidy end.

因為你不這么做的話 你的女友就會 死的很難看

I'm really untidy, I don't wash my hands for long enough and I always leave the house with tealights accidentally burning.

我真的很不愛干凈 我洗手時間都不夠長 我經常忘記熄滅小香薰蠟燭就出門